Richards: scientists already classify him as a powerful narcotic

"I had too much respect for my father to bury his ashes in my nostrils," he said. "The collapsing veins in my arm were a far more suitable resting place for the man who brought me into this world. Now he can live forever inside me, next to that amazing smack Janis Joplin gave me in 1969."

No stranger to illegal chemicals, Richards has been arrested several times for drug use, although this is the first time an immediate family member has been involved. In 1967, he was picked up by Sussex police while in possession of a small baggie of grey powder, later traced to a local crematorium, and 10 years later Canadian police busted him with 22 grams of Brian Jones he'd been saving "for a special occasion".

Richards is yet to deny other persistent rumours, including claims he had all his blood replaced to beat drug addiction, once stayed awake for nine days straight and is actually a walking corpse, animated by necromantic magic.

[Article]Keith Richards denies snorting father`s ashes, admits injecting them dumbclown    April 19th, 2007 - 4:58 AM Ha, Ha, he'll have to start taking it as a suppository

Re: [Article]Keith Richards denies snorting father`s ashes, admits injecting them hammerondaridiculous    April 20th, 2007 - 6:14 AM A Suppository - You can stick that idea up your arse, some of those urns have sharp bits! It's pretty clear to me that given his advancing years, if Keith actually did snort his dad's ashes, he was probably just taking advantage of the latest 'nasal delivery techniques' to get a stiff! Yea, I know.... *climbs back in box*

Re: [Article]Keith Richards denies snorting father`s ashes, admits injecting the Mez    April 20th, 2007 - 10:13 AM I wonder what it's like to have a face that looks like a hatful of arseholes?  I think in Keith's position, I'd be doing as many drugs as possible too! *whips out mirror and blade* Anyone for a snort?