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Prince William dumps Kate: cites "poor inbreeding" |
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Friday, 27 April 2007 |
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 Kate promised to be the most common member of the Royal Family since Fergie
The heir-in-waiting to the British Crown is confident he will be
able to find a suitable mate in his social circle before too long.
“There are plenty more fish in my gene pool,” he said.
Many royal-watchers have blamed the breakup on the snobbery of
William’s social circle. “Well-bred Englishmen would
never dream of marrying so low – Kate’s mother was an
airline hostess, don’t you know,” one friend said.
“They’d just give them a quickie in the aeroplane
toilets and ruin their careers forever, like Ralph Fiennes
did.”
Other commentators point out that William may simply be planning to play
the field before one day returning to his true love. “Once
Wills has sowed his wild oats with the likes of Britney Spears, a
few Big Brother contestants and half the cast of
EastEnders, his family and friends will come to realise that
Kate wasn’t so déclassé after all,” one
said.
William’s ex-girlfriend may not be lonely for long. Prince
Harry, whose attitude to royal protocol is relaxed to the point of
“shagging anything with a pulse”, according to palace
insiders, has already invited her to have a threesome with him and
girlfriend Chelsy Davy.
For her part, the woman once tipped to be the future Queen is
philosophical about the breakup. “If the royal family really
were embarrassed by me, this could have been far worse,” she
said. “They could have gotten rid of me the way they got rid
of Princess Diana.”
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