Gary hopes a winning smile and an opposition to the war in Iraq will be enough to help him score

"I'm doing my bit for the oppressed and downtrodden of the world", said Bullock, pausing briefly to yell "G'day Sweeeetheart" at a passing blonde. "I bought a Che Guevara T-shirt and everything."

In response to a student newspaper questionnaire that asked how he would spend his day if he woke up as a woman, Bullock answered, "Smashing the glass ceiling, feeling the objectifying effect of the male gaze and playing with myself." He was quick to stress that the third response was intended to be an ironic play on sexist attitudes, and a celebration of female sexuality. "I consider myself a bit of a feminist - chicks should be allowed to vote and get paid the same as us, I reckon".

Citing his reasons for joining the Socialist Alliance as "the exploitation of Third World farmers, inequality of the West and an abundance of pierced nipples", Bullock has been warmly welcomed by his fellow revolutionaries, although he has failed to sleep with any of them as yet.

"Kris has got some great titties and she always wears a corset," he reported. "But she's all over Ben because he once spat on Michael Costa. I'm gonna invite her out for chai and vegan mudcake, to discuss Walter Benjamin's theories of art in the age of mechanical reproduction. Then I'll take her back to my place, where we'll watch The Motorcycle Diaries and maybe have a few drinks."

"If all goes well, I might even con her into giving me a blowie," he said. "In a way that's empowering for her."

[Article]Man joins Socialist Alliance to pick up alternative chicks Fritz    May 24th, 2007 - 4:32 AM I am pretty sure Gary will find an easier way than jumping under a police horse to pick up chicks No Gary No!

Re: [Article]Man joins Socialist Alliance to pick up alternative chicks No Gnus is Good Gnus    May 24th, 2007 - 7:08 AM not with a head like that...

Re: [Article]Man joins Socialist Alliance to pick up alternative chicks Mr Pants    May 24th, 2007 - 7:14 AM My Mum bought me a Che Guavera t-shirt. Oh god how I wish that weren't true.

Re: [Article]Man joins Socialist Alliance to pick up alternative chicks No Gnus is Good Gnus    May 24th, 2007 - 7:20 AM i bet you're just saying that the shirt was unsolicited now it's deemed to be dorky. the same way i totally denied that i bugged my parents for a 'whispering jack' tshirt when i was 13

Re: [Article]Man joins Socialist Alliance to pick up alternative chicks Mr Pants    May 24th, 2007 - 7:22 AM Quote from: No Gnus is Good Gnus on May 24, 2007, 11:20:13 PM i bet you're just saying that the shirt was unsolicited now it's deemed to be dorky. the same way i totally denied that i bugged my parents for a 'whispering jack' tshirt when i was 13 It was a christmas present! I had no control whatsoever.

Re: [Article]Man joins Socialist Alliance to pick up alternative chicks Fritz    May 24th, 2007 - 7:50 AM Quote from: No Gnus is Good Gnus on May 24, 2007, 11:20:13 PM i bet you're just saying that the shirt was unsolicited now it's deemed to be dorky. the same way i totally denied that i bugged my parents for a 'whispering jack' tshirt when i was 13 BWAHAHAHAHA - Capital "L" John Farnham fan

Re: [Article]Man joins Socialist Alliance to pick up alternative chicks No Gnus is Good Gnus    May 24th, 2007 - 7:53 AM i also had a U2 rattle and hum shirt i was so cool

Re: [Article]Man joins Socialist Alliance to pick up alternative chicks Fritz    May 24th, 2007 - 8:04 AM Quote from: No Gnus is Good Gnus on May 24, 2007, 11:53:53 PM i also had a U2 rattle and hum shirt i was so cool As long as you did not have one of these

Re: [Article]Man joins Socialist Alliance to pick up alternative chicks No Gnus is Good Gnus    May 24th, 2007 - 8:09 AM i wish i also bugged my pares for a 'choose life' wham shirt...but no such luck

Re: [Article]Man joins Socialist Alliance to pick up alternative chicks Fritz    May 24th, 2007 - 8:15 AM Quote from: No Gnus is Good Gnus on May 25, 2007, 12:09:26 AM i wish i also bugged my pares for a 'choose life' wham shirt...but no such luck Oh dear  I was actually going to post the choose life t-shirt instead of the frankie one but I thought - nah, she wouldn't be that daft.

Re: [Article]Man joins Socialist Alliance to pick up alternative chicks Trucka 2.1    May 24th, 2007 - 9:19 AM Quick Photoshop Gods, magic up a 'Whispering Yak' t shirt.

Re: [Article]Man joins Socialist Alliance to pick up alternative chicks Fritz    May 24th, 2007 - 6:00 PM Quote from: Truckastina on May 25, 2007, 01:19:25 AM Quick Photoshop Gods, magic up a 'Whispering Yak' t shirt.   You're the voice!

Re: [Article]Man joins Socialist Alliance to pick up alternative chicks feather    May 30th, 2007 - 8:33 AM hahaha, good article - "a guy i know" may have actually done this.