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Judge rules Paris is "in" this season
Friday, 01 June 2007
Hilton hopes to make use of the prison library
A judge has ruled Paris Hilton will be
"in" custody this season, sentencing her to 45 days in county jail.
"Paris is known for her variety of looks," he said. "This season it'll
be stripes."
The judge said he had considered a community service order
instead
of jail, but had decided that Hilton could best serve the community by
being removed from it.
The heiress's case floundered after
lawyers were unable to find any character witnesses, and instead used
ignorance as a defense. "We thought we had a water-tight case,"
said attornery Howard Weitzman. "We argued that Paris knew nothing
and that she hadn't done anything. Her entire career to date was our exhibit A."
Jail authorities recognise that Hilton
will have special requirements as a prisoner. "There's a real risk
of sexual assault, especially if she gets her hands on any Greek
shipping heirs," prison overseer Captain Alice Scott said.
But Scott says she will get no special treatment. "We don't care
if the uniform is a 'totally gross colour', and there's no way she's getting
24-hour access to the conjugal visits trailer."
E! has announced they will be
capturing Paris' prison experience on camera, for season five of The
Simple Life. "We're looking forward to filming Paris in a
variety of prison-specific ‘fish out of water' situations, like
communal showering, fending off butch lesbians and hiding her Dior
washcloth from fellow inmates."
The star has already gone on a hunger
strike to protest her custodial sentence, and friend Nicole Richie has
been refusing to eat solid food since Hilton's initial arrest in
September 2006. The heiress says she is willing to accept some form of punishment, but has asked that the sentence be commuted to hotel
detention.