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Bush and Howard now closer than ever: in polls |
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Thursday, 06 September 2007 |
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 Howard and Bush: together alone
"We were together on Iraq, we were together on global warming," he said. "And now we're together under the massive backlash from those policies. It was a bonding experience."
"Besides, I think anyone would appreciate John's friendship if the only other person who hadn't abandoned them was Dick Cheney."
John Howard said he was glad to be hosting his good friend again. "It's great to have him here, even if he had to decline my invitation to stay at Kirribilli House, citing ‘security concerns'. I guess I was thinking that since Laura isn't here, perhaps we could hang out, watch a few videos and maybe sink a few cold ones. But of course I understand he's a very busy man. Free worlds don't lead themselves."
The Prime Minister dismissed the idea that his closeness to the President may be hurting him politically. "I'm sticking by George Bush because he's a mate. And when someone's your mate, that's for life," he said. "And I hope the President remembers that when I lose the election."
Despite his enormous admiration for Bush, the Prime Minister drew the line at accepting the President's offer of last-minute campaign help from another of his close friends, Karl Rove.
Although it seems the two will never be close friends, President Bush is nevertheless planning to strike up a cordial relationship with Kevin Rudd when they meet at APEC. He is particularly eager to obtain tips from the Opposition Leader on how he can perform so well in the polls despite holding almost identical positions to Howard.
Re: [Article]Bush and Howard now closer than ever: in polls
Mr Pants September 6th, 2007 - 4:55 AM
It needed something for at the end. The puchline didn't have a lot of 'punch' if you know what I mean. | Re: [Article]Bush and Howard now closer than ever: in polls
Greasy Belcher September 6th, 2007 - 9:17 AM
Has anyone heard of this thing : PNAC.
Project for a New Australia Century.
10 years ago a political think tank assembled to form a mandate to be presented to the government outlining a proposal to keep Australia at the forefront of international political lampooing. The manifesto drew up a plan to manipulate the media for political purposes and to adopt strategic positions in the Church Media Police Government. It sounds like a conspiracy theory but its all true.
The CEO of the Church Media Police Government is nun other than Sister Imelda DeMarcos the Turd (formerly know as prince Diana Doris Day of the Later day Anna Nicloes). After the sex change and botox she became Pope Benedict of the cathloic church. This was years after leaving the Hitler youth insearch of a more right wing organisation.
Currently Sister Imelda DeMarcos it hiding within the body of George W Ashington and encased in a marble tomb beneath capitol hill. This lower 4th dimensional reptillian overlord is now in posesstion of John Howards body and is negotiating a deal to have a pretzel factory on the built moon.
I flew over the australian government head quarters in Canberra today and as I was looking out of the window I happened to be holding an American One Dollar Bill to the window. I relised then that the whole complex is a replica of the all seeing eye on the back of the american dollar bill. This worried me at first until I remembered that the building was build buy an american free mason, Phew, nothing sinister going on there.
Anyway Project For A New Australian Century.
If all the world leaders appear for their group photo dressed in Kakee pants, Jackeroo Hats with corks and holding cans of VB / Fosters / XXXX then that is a sign to warn those in the know that the shits about to hit the frying pan, Duck. The Church Media Police Government (Also know as the Daily Telograph will then begin a new campaign of muslims with beards on the front page and the war will begin. I've started digging a fall out shelter in my garden and am perfecting the art of tin foil hat making from old sandwich wrappers.
Peace On Earth, Techno, Techno, Techno.
| [Article]Bush and Howard now closer than ever: in polls
chaz493 September 6th, 2007 - 10:44 AM
actually bush would never be re-elected even if he tried. He has a current disapproval rating of 75%. that means 75% of all americans think he sucks. Among democrats he has a 97% disapproval rating. Not to mention he is already considered the worst president in the history of the united states. | [Article]Bush and Howard now closer than ever: in polls
wankaplates September 6th, 2007 - 5:58 PM
I like that punchline, from memory of 7:30 report last night, Rudd pretty much had no luck telling the president with withdrawing troops for the 'negotiation' plan. Gee, what a surprise *rolls eyes* | Re: [Article]Bush and Howard now closer than ever: in polls
Legend Killer September 10th, 2007 - 3:41 AM
Unlike Kevin Rudd, John Howard prefers the male type of 'Bush'. | Re: [Article]Bush and Howard now closer than ever: in polls
TruckaNT September 10th, 2007 - 7:21 AM
actually bush would never be re-elected even if he tried. He has a current disapproval rating of 75%. that means 75% of all americans think he sucks. Among democrats he has a 97% disapproval rating. Not to mention he is already considered the worst president in the history of the united states.
When you don't have compulsory voting, only the wingnuts come out to vote. The good ol' fashioned bible loving gun toting wingnuts. | Re: [Article]Bush and Howard now closer than ever: in polls
DiddlySquat September 10th, 2007 - 8:20 AM
actually bush would never be re-elected even if he tried.
Bush can't be re-elected. US presidents are restricted to 2 terms.
And whilst we're at it, Arnie can't be elected Pres because he wasn't born in the US |
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