Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce believes that having an affair with a staffer, and then getting them a taxpayer-funded job down the corridor, is a private matter. Even so, it seems everyone wants to weigh in on the Barnaby Joyce Affair. Here’s what they said:

“Look, Vikki Campion was not Barnaby’s partner as I understand the term, because she wasn’t a senior person at the same law firm.” – MALCOLM TURNBULL

“As a politician who also left his wife for a woman he was having an affair with and got her pregnant… let’s talk about something else.” – BILL SHORTEN

“Gay marriage is an assault on the family unit, as I was telling my pregnant mistress just the other day.” – BARNABY JOYCE

“Don’t you dare name me Barnaby junior…” – BARNABY JOYCE’S UNBORN SON

“If Barnaby wants another kid that badly, he should just buy one from Cambodia.” – ANGELINA JOLIE

“This is completely distracting the nation from the banking royal commission… so it’s perfect… thanks, Barnaby.” – SCOTT MORRISON