New citizenship test to focus entirely on the value of negative gearing
Immigrants will also be required to speak the language of Sydney property prices before they can become full citizens
457 crackdown: employers forced to fill out slightly different application form
The changes -- which come in today -- mean that employers will be forced to redo any paperwork they were in the process of completing.
Christians honor Jesus’ sacrifice with day of gluttony
"It's what he would have wanted."
Second coming ends prematurely as Jesus killed in American airstrike
Jesus's father, God, and close relative, the Holy Spirit, have both expressed grief at the death
Office worker swaps 2 hour work commute for relaxing 10 hour holiday commute
"I'm getting the most of the four day weekend by spending two of those days in traffic."
Worker decides to leave one ‘sickie’ day, in case he actually gets sick
Michaels, who has used up nearly his entire year's worth of sick days in the first three months of the year, claimed, “I’d forgotten that people sometimes use sick days for actually being sick.”
After learning of Hitler’s gas chambers, Sean Spicer is unsure if he likes Hitler anymore
After Sean Spicer's big day of learning about how Hitler used chemical warfare in an attempt to commit genocide of Jewish people, Spicer claims he’s, “not quite as enamoured of Hitler anymore, to be honest, his actions seem a bit over the top.”
United Airlines reassures American public that the passenger “looked foreign”
A spokesperson for United stressed that the passenger, Dr Dao, “looked very foreign, he always has a very foreign sounding name.”
Dole recipient forced to hire secretary to deal with Centrelink red tape
A 44 year old Geelong man has advertised in his local classifieds for a personal assistant to help him manage the time-consuming administrative burden of his welfare portfolio
Assad offers Trump a Pepsi to sort out their differences
President Assad has offered Trump a Pepsi, claiming that he understands it's a great way for opposing sides to sort out their differences