Game of Thrones writers now regretting next episode’s Beyonce dance number
Meanwhile George R R Martin has confirmed Ed Sheeran is cannon
Local man undertakes marathon to raise awareness of Game of Thrones
He is also raising money in aid of purchasing a desperately needed Foxtel subscription
Turnbull announces new ‘Home Office’ for Abbott to work out of
"Its the only way to protect our nation from radicals."
Grown man threatens to never watch children’s show ever again
Grown man also outraged at use of word "phonebooth"
Man who firmly believes Clinton runs pizza shop sex trafficking ring still not sold on whole Trump-Russia thing
"I'm gonna need more evidence than a few clearly worded emails to believe something as outlandish as that."
Woolworths phases out plastic bag use in favour of just directly strangling sea turtles
"It's just cheaper this way."
Australian public shocked to learn New Zealand not legally part of Australia
"Wait, what's that state down under Victoria then?"
Trump Jr releases Facebook DMs with Putin as further proof against collusion
"Hi Vlad, yea happy to drop all sanctions. How're the kids?"
Conservative terrified gay marriage will cause end of society – like it didn’t in US, UK, Canada, Ireland, France, Spain, Brazil, Norway, Sweden, Belgium, New Zealand, South Africa, Holland, Portugal, Iceland, Argentina, Denmark, Uruguay, Luxemburg, Colombia, Greenland, Finland, Taiwan, and Germany
"Why knows what will happen if we legalise it!"
Christopher Nolan working on dark, gritty reboot of AirBud franchise
"I really wanted to explore the motivations, you know? Did Bud ever get revenge on that Clown?"