Local Man starts planning next holiday after saving up 14 dollars in bank account
"After all that stress of paying off the last holiday off I really deserve a bit of rest and relaxation."
Canavan Exclaims “Mi scusci I’m not Italian”
Mamma Mia! What an accusation!
Foreign bludger caught rorting government of $30 million welfare despite secret billions
It's a national disgrace
“Trans soldiers are a drain on taxpayers” tweets public servant sitting in gold draped office
"That $3 million a year for trans healthcare is just downright unaffordable" says the man who's spent $30 million of taxpayers money on golf trips this year
Surfing really helps clear man’s mind of any thoughts that aren’t about sharks
"I feel like I'm getting back to nature, as if I could be eaten by an apex predator any moment."
Family viewing Game of Thrones awkwardly pushes through three minute cunnilingus scene
"We could have fast forwarded through it, but that would have meant making eye contact."
Pauline Hanson resigns from Parliament after discovering she’s a Chinese-Iranian dual citizen
"It was an honest mistake"
Game of Thrones writers now regretting next episode’s Beyonce dance number
Meanwhile George R R Martin has confirmed Ed Sheeran is cannon
Local man undertakes marathon to raise awareness of Game of Thrones
He is also raising money in aid of purchasing a desperately needed Foxtel subscription
Turnbull announces new ‘Home Office’ for Abbott to work out of
"Its the only way to protect our nation from radicals."