[Edition 36] WASHINGTON, Friday: US President George W. Bush has personally intervened to quell the diplomatic row between the United States and China over a US spy plane that landed in Chinese territory.

Bush … concerned that escalation may lead to drop in his pocket money

[Edition 36] WASHINGTON, Friday: US President George W. Bush has personally intervened to quell the diplomatic row between the United States and China over a US spy plane that landed in Chinese territory.

“I am troubled by the lack of timely Chinese response to our request for access,” said Bush. The President urged both sides to adopt a “measured” response to the crisis, in the interests of keeping longer-term relationships between the two countries on track. “Besides,” he added, in a hoarse whisper behind a cupped hand, “my Dad is watching. C’mon guys … please let us see them? Please?”

Gulf War Veteran Hero Man Colin Powell has chastised the Chinese for their failure to understand the geo-political consequences of their actions.
“There is fragile balance in the current New World Order which cannot tolerate diplomatic tension,” said Powell. “Besides, everyone knows that you don’t make someone cry in front of their Dad.”

The Bush administration is keen to use the China issue to prove their foreign policy competency.

“We must be strong if we are to see an end to this conspiracy run by all those Muslims fundamentalists in China,” said the confident President.