Outrage as White House fails to invite NT News to latest press briefing
It's an attack on freedom, accountability, and people who like to keep up to speed with the latest crocodile news
Abbott condemns Turnbull’s abysmal “Abbott-like” term as PM
"If I'm given as second chance as PM, I'll stop the boats, cut the waste, and knight Queen Elizabeth II"
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Cafe owner fiercely supports the scrapping of penalty rates he’d never paid anyway
Local café owner Brent Morrow is this morning jubilant after the Fair Work Commission scrapped penalty rates which he’d never adhered to
Employer generously offers longer hours to make up for Sunday pay cut
I'll even let them work on Christmas!
Mike Pence horrified to discover unisex toilet in own house
"This guest room en-suite is an affront to God"
Astronomers discover fifteen year old girl is centre of universe
Astronomers at the Livermore Observatory have confirmed the longstanding hypothesis that Coogee teenager Emily Gillespie is the centre of the observable universe
Commisioner making $10,000 a week pretty sure retail workers have it too easy
I dream that one day I may be able to become a wealthy retail worker, instead of sitting at a desk making a mere $500,000 a year
NASA discovers sign reading ‘fuck off, we’re full’ on earth-sized planets
“While we’re excited at the discovery of not just inhabitable planets but also extra-terrestrial life, we’re shocked and appalled at this blatant display of xenophobia"
US responds to Yiannopoulos scandal by canceling book, offering Presidency
"A pervert like Milo deserves only jail or an executive position in government."
Government floats ‘Nuggets & Nutella’ tax after medical cannabis imports approved
If approved, the tax will see a significant increase in the price of fast food, Nutella, eye drops and bubble wrap, among other items
Tragedy in South Sudan makes great setting for novel
South Sudan’s worsening crisis is the perfect backdrop for a gritty, modern tale of intrigue and romance, reported paperback author Gary
Tim Worner beginning to suspect Amber Harrison is a bit angry with him
The CEO of Seven West Media has expressed the colleagues a creeping suspicion that his ex-lover Amber Harrison "might be a bit angry" with him, after she was dumped and then sacked from her job at Seven
Man dies doing what he hated most
A grumpy Queanbeyan man has passed away while double-checking the inventory log on a warehouse computer system. The man "died doing what he hated most"
Liveblog: Latest news on Swedish terror attacks
Australia to return to surplus by taxing Turnbull’s backflips
By levying a tax of $1 on each backflip Malcolm Turnbull makes, the government expects to raise billions
Clive Palmer’s inspiring transformation: “I will become a human meme”
The Businessman and former politician has dropped a whopping 40 viral tweets over the last few months – and he can't wait to drop more
FROM THE VAULT
Woman unsure how to categorise relationship on census
[Edition 44] MELBOURNE, Tuesday: A 31-year-old woman has had difficulty classifying her relationship with her boyfriend on the census form.
Pope Benedict 16 complains getting a papal name is harder than Hotmail
“It’s hard to stand out from the pack when you’re one of sixteen guys with the same name,” the Holy
Disenchanted fan watches ‘Matrix Revolutions’ only twelve times
[Edition 78] SYDNEY, Monday: A self-confessed Matrix geek was so disappointed by the trilogy’s lacklustre conclusion last week that he
Al-Qaeda and El Niño to be blamed for everything in future
[Edition 77] REUTERS, Thursday: In an effort to increase accuracy in reporting man-made and natural disasters, news agency Reuters confirmed
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