The Chaser

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Peter Andre happy to have songs illegally downloaded
"Someone on youtube said the Mysterious Girl filmclip is ‘still da best!!!'. You can't buy that kind of publicity"
Harry Potter ends: children stop reading
"I'll be saying ‘avada kedavra' to my interest in books"
Lost mountain-climber already envisioning book deal
"I might even get to meet the guys from 60 minutes!"
Iraq win Asian Cup: celebratory gunfire to continue indefinitely
"No team has more experience with shootouts"
Text message lacks nuance
Man yet to find situation not covered by Simpsons quote
"Worst. Person. Ever."
Middle East crisis worsens: Blair to get involved
The former British Prime Minister Tony Blair has taken up a new role as a special envoy in the Middle
Strip club less classy than ad promised
"They didn't say anything about the tacky modern art prints or cheap carpet that's obviously designed to hide vomit stains."
Judge rules Paris is “in” this season
"This season it'll be stripes."
Attempt to start standing ovation unsuccessful
A concert-goer has tried and failed to single-handedly rouse his fellow audience members to a standing ovation