The Chaser's Posts
August 30, 2007
Peter Andre happy to have songs illegally downloaded
"Someone on youtube said the Mysterious Girl filmclip is ‘still da best!!!'. You can't buy that kind of publicity"
August 28, 2007
Harry Potter ends: children stop reading
"I'll be saying ‘avada kedavra' to my interest in books"
August 26, 2007
Lost mountain-climber already envisioning book deal
"I might even get to meet the guys from 60 minutes!"
July 30, 2007
Iraq win Asian Cup: celebratory gunfire to continue indefinitely
"No team has more experience with shootouts"
July 19, 2007
Text message lacks nuance
July 11, 2007
Man yet to find situation not covered by Simpsons quote
"Worst. Person. Ever."
July 1, 2007
Middle East crisis worsens: Blair to get involved
The former British Prime Minister Tony Blair has taken up a new role as a special envoy in the Middle
June 4, 2007
Strip club less classy than ad promised
"They didn't say anything about the tacky modern art prints or cheap carpet that's obviously designed to hide vomit stains."
May 31, 2007
Judge rules Paris is “in” this season
"This season it'll be stripes."
May 30, 2007
Attempt to start standing ovation unsuccessful
A concert-goer has tried and failed to single-handedly rouse his fellow audience members to a standing ovation
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