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Al Gore plants a tree to offset speech at Oscars
This story is generic and uninspired
Father introduces son to life-long hatred of fishing
"I'm going to let my boy find his own interests. And he's crazy about car shows, just like his old man. Isn't that right, son?"
Cheney to be greeted with weak-ticker-tape parade
Tight security will be in place to protect civilians in the event of Mr Cheney firing on them
Boyfriend dumped after unfavourable Cleo quiz result
Kurkova was "shocked and heartbroken" when her fiancée scored a mere four out of twenty for compatibility
Tom, Katie unwrap 391st wedding e-meter
They'll go well with the 17,042 free informational DVDs about Scientology
Thorpe makes plans for Beijing Olympics: buys new couch
Ian Thorpe announced today that he would be retiring from competitive swimming. The news was greeted with immense disappointment in
Lazy environmentalist stages drive against global warming
His "honk if you hate fossil fuels" bumper sticker is changing the world
Orkopoulos pleads, “respect my 30 presumptions of innocence”
"I do not want to be subjected to trial by media, in fact I'm quite keen to avoid a trial of any sort."
Manager orders Bindi Irwin to deny exploitation claims
Bindi has made a series of carefully stage-managed media appearances to refute claims she is being manipulated
Madonna’s African child shocked by Hollywood: “more starvation than at home”
The joke is that Hollywood stars are thin