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IOC finds Al Qaeda more prepared for Olympics than Athens
[Edition 87] An investigation by the International Olympic Committee has discovered that the Athens organisers are lagging well behind the
Athens “ready to host 2008 Olympics”
We always expected that by May 2004 we'd be in a state of chaos and hopelessly behind, which is exactly where we are
Miss World devastated by breakdown of world peace on her watch
[Edition 85] A heartbroken Miss World, Rosanna Lee Davison has apologised to her supporters and the judges who elected her
‘Social smoker’ goes through two packs a day
[Edition 83] People who smoke up to 60 cigarettes a day can protect themselves from cancer by insisting they are
Lack of bottled water proves there’s intelligent life on Mars
[Edition 83] New data from NASA’s Mars Rover Spirit has found no signs that the red planet has an extortionately
Pro-family groups worried as gay divorce rates soar
Social conservatives opposed to gay unions have called on homosexuals experiencing marital difficulties to stay together in a bid to
33rd coup lucky, says new Haitian leader
[Edition 83] Temporary Haitian leader Yvon Neptune has dismissed speculation that the ousting of President Aristide will further plunge the
Bush finally accounts for lost time in National Guard: “I was drunk and high”
[Edition 82] President Bush has denied going AWOL from the National Guard, and has instead revealed that he spent six
Vigorous Oscar campaign nets ‘The Hot Chick’ zero nominations
[Edition 82] The Academy’s members declined to recognize the Rob Schneider film, which centres on a sleazy loser who is
Atkins confounds critics: loses 10 kg in 7 days after death
[Edition 82] In the wake of Atkins’ example, many of his devoted followers are committing suicide in a bid to