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BUSH STARTS WEAPONS INQUIRY: “Who supplied the faulty intelligence I asked for?”
[Edition 80] WASHINGTON D.C., Wednesday: George Bush will set up a Presidential Commission to investigate the decision to go to
Conspiracy theorist thinks failure of Beagle 2 was staged
[Edition 80] “There’s no way something like that could happen,” scoffed leading UFOlogist Warren Murst. “The British are just so
Journalist fills space by identifying a false national trend
[Edition 80] Nebulous comparisons to the past are increasingly being used to waste column centimetres, Age journalist Ryan Harrison said.
Gay man agrees some of his best friends are homophobic
A suburban homosexual has conceded that many of his best friends have a deep aversion to his sexuality
SADDAM CAUGHT: US promises fair show trial
[Edition 79] BAGHDAD, Thursday: US President George W. Bush has assured the world that the newly captured Saddam Hussein will
Lord Of The Rings over: Peter Jackson returns to homelessness
[Edition 79] WELLINGTON, Thursday: The world premiere of Lord of The Rings: The Return Of The King last week signalled
‘World Idol’ announced: winner to perform at World RSLs
[Edition 78] LONDON, Saturday: RSL Clubs and suburban shopping complexes all over the world are clearing their schedules in early
Disenchanted fan watches ‘Matrix Revolutions’ only twelve times
[Edition 78] SYDNEY, Monday: A self-confessed Matrix geek was so disappointed by the trilogy’s lacklustre conclusion last week that he
Amazing new diet lets obese man eat exactly what he wants
[Edition 78] Before he began dieting, John McIntyre weighed a staggering 120kg. Now, after three months of careful dieting, he
Air-show tragedy: no horrific crashes
[Edition 76] GOSFORD, Sunday: Spectators were left stunned and there were calls forofficials to resign after this year’s “Air-Stravanganza” air