Javid van der Piepers's Posts
August 17, 2017
Islamic woman attends mosque dressed as Pauline Hanson
"I think there’s a genuine security threat in allowing people who look like this to be out in public"
August 15, 2017
Man suspected of Nazism after buying 30 Tiki torches at Bunnings
"I'm just having a bunch of people over for a barbie and I fuckin' hate mosquitos"
August 14, 2017
Pistol and Boo call for ‘humane execution’ of Barnaby Joyce
Or at least get him desexed
April 7, 2017
Coca Cola planning to match Pepsi with their own culturally-insensitive advertisement
"I had the idea for Santa Claus spraying Coke out of his sleigh all over Africa and making everyone white and middle-class - that went into the 'maybe' pile."
March 25, 2017
Sydney man slain by co-workers after saying “Marge, the rains are here” non-stop for a month
NSW Police have detained the entire office staff of an inner-city promotions company after the murder of IT worker Michael
March 9, 2017
Trump promotes equality by spending International Women’s Day grabbing his own genitals
FOR the second time in a month Donald Trump has been hailed by conservative pundits as ‘Presidential’ after he announced
March 3, 2017
PETA petition Jacqui Lambie to change surname to promote animal welfare
"Maybe we’re joking, maybe we’ve completely lost touch with how activism works – but it's definitely not about being desperate for attention."
February 23, 2017
NASA discovers sign reading ‘fuck off, we’re full’ on earth-sized planets
“While we’re excited at the discovery of not just inhabitable planets but also extra-terrestrial life, we’re shocked and appalled at this blatant display of xenophobia"
February 22, 2017
Government floats ‘Nuggets & Nutella’ tax after medical cannabis imports approved
If approved, the tax will see a significant increase in the price of fast food, Nutella, eye drops and bubble wrap, among other items
February 8, 2017
Liberal party grooming ‘Cash me ousside, howbow dah?’ girl for 2019 election
And she might just be a big boost to... whoever is leading the party in two years time
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