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[Edition 38] HOBART, Friday: A lonely Hobart man said he was excited yesterday to receive an email in his Hotmail account. The unpopular man, who has held the account for more than four years, said he’s never received an email before, and was caught completely off guard by its arrival.

Douglas Grant… “do you want to be my friend?”

[Edition 38] HOBART, Friday: A lonely Hobart man said he was excited yesterday to receive an email in his Hotmail account.

The unpopular man, who has held the account for more than four years, said he’s never received an email before, and was caught completely off guard by its arrival.

“I was definitely unprepared for it,” said the friendless man. “I didn’t solicit it. I just logged in on the off-chance and there it was. It was a miracle. Somebody had actually taken the time to write to me.”

The man said he didn’t know who xbt3204l was, but said he nonetheless did the courteous thing of replying.

“I thanked the person for their email and told them that presently I didn’t need to have my penis enlarged, but that I appreciated them asking.”

The loner said he hopes that he and his new mystery pen friend can stay in touch.