[Edition 25] GEELONG, Tuesday: There were scenes of jubilation today at the once plush suite of suburban dental wizz and local media identity Dr Peter Johns. The commotion followed the dentist’s shock decision to replace his popular collection of women’s magazines from the mid 1980s with a new suite of titles.

[Edition 25] GEELONG, Tuesday: There were scenes of jubilation today at the once plush suite of suburban dental wizz and local media identity Dr Peter Johns. The commotion followed the dentist’s shock decision to replace his popular collection of women’s magazines from the mid 1980s with a new suite of titles.

“I love the new mags. I’m kind of regretting going with the Cindy Lauper look that I read about last week though”, said a shocked Joanne Wilson, who has been visiting the surgery for months for ongoing root canal therapy.

“I think it’s going to be a popular investment” said Dr Johns, who is rumoured to hold tertiary or TAFE qualifications. “It was either that or a sterilisation unit”.